Rons Ruminations

…By Ron Dupuis

I was walking through the park the other day and thought about the old saying “Sometimes you’re the pigeon, and sometimes you’re the statue.” Today I’m the pigeon.

I was looking at the stock market and the national debt the other day and wondered if anyone knew what comes after a TRILLION? If your answer is 100,000,000,001 then you’re an addle minded dolt who is just trying to spoil my day.

If school officials believe that children under the age of 18 are not responsible enough to make their own choices when it comes to snacks in a vending machine, how can they be responsible enough to make their own choices when it comes to an abortion?

If you were accused of a crime that you were innocent of but could not remember where you were, would you lie? Could you be prosecuted for not remembering?

If Congress wants to keep God out of the workplace, why do they begin each session with a prayer?

Now that we have done away with Santa Clause in most schools, shouldn’t we do away with Christmas vacation?

When school children are given a winter vacation in February is it to give them a break or to meet the demands of the teacher’s contract?

If we leave Iraq tomorrow will Osama bin Laden promise not to finance another World Trade Center attack?

After reviewing some past decisions, do we really need another Ivy League pinhead on the Supreme Court?

Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg one of the ugliest people in the world?

Are the people who support abortion the same ones who want to delete the word “GOD” from the English language?

Are John Kerry and “Ted” Kennedy good Catholics?

Did I just stop being the pigeon and now become the statue?